Poocelain

Commonly known as a skid mark, this is a poo-stain than has unforgivably transpired onto the porcelain backboard of the toilet.

Your Dad: I've left some bad Poocelain back there.
You: Get a grip Dad.

Poocelain by PeeledWig June 11, 2016

Porcelain Ballerina

'Rivka Alice' is the most beautiful girl in the world. The perfect ballerina loved by all. Rivka is an angel 'Saint-Like' 'Holy'

Polish - Russian Origin 'Rivka' is unique and rare.

'Rivka Alice is the most beautiful girl in the world. .'

'Ривка красивая' 'гарний' ' Angel of God' 'Porcelaina Ballerina'
'Rivka Alice is the most beautiful girl in the world. .'

'Ривка красивая' 'гарний' ' Angel of God' 'Porcelaina Ballerina'

‘Rivka Alice Porcelaina Ballerina’ also known as porcelain ballerina is beautiful’

Porcelain Ballerina by Jesswoods January 27, 2022

Porcelain Doll

A ‘Porcelain Doll’ was made in the late 1860s. Up to that time, dolls made of porcelain were all referred to as china dolls.

‘That Porcelain Doll Looks Haunted. .’

‘Rivka Alice is so pale and fragile she looks like a Porcelain Doll’

‘Her Heart Is as fragile as a Porcelain Doll..’

Porcelain Doll by Porcelaindollxo July 24, 2022

pummel the porcelain

This describes taking an urgent dump in the toilet.

After the chili special, I had to go pummel the porcelain!

pummel the porcelain by I, Wreckerrr February 4, 2017

Porcelain Cracker 

A crap that is laid with such force or velocity as to literally damage the toilet.

Oh God Tim, don't tell me you laid another Porcelain Cracker in there, we can't afford new fixtures each time you go to Taco Bell!

Porcelain Cracker by MerchantofVenice2 May 14, 2011

porcelain suicide 

A shit so violent it looks like a suicide took place inside the toilet bowl. Fecal content covers nearly every square inch of the bowl resembling brain matter.

My first visit to Felipe's Taco Truck will be my last, when I got home my asshole committed porcelain suicide.

porcelain suicide by Pulley78 June 5, 2016

Staining the Porcelain 

To take a dump. A shit, if you will.

P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"

Staining the Porcelain by P.J. Hutch March 8, 2008