A Pookachu, in not at all related to the
popular Pokémon anime syndication though casual observers
may think it appears so due to the similarity of spelling and diction, Rather, a Pookachu is a feminine noun indicative of one who possesses an abnormally
well developed sense of empathy coupled with an unmistakeable degree of passion, devotion, and commitment for her singular universal soulmate. Extremely rare in nature, she is evidenced by unbreakable dedication, impossible devotion, steamy sexuality, and a tireless commitment to being a true lady in the manner exemmpkified by women in the United States during the first half of 20th century
America.