poo particles

The very thing that is offensive about farting. It's the reason you can smell a fart, because it's actually tiny little pieces of poo floating around, ready to land on you. Or your food.

Person 1: Hey, who farted?
Person 2: Dammit!! I had my sandwich out, now it's covered in poo particles!

poo particles by ron burgendy October 28, 2007

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Poo Particles

On a molecular level, whenever someone chucks a fart you are inhaling their poo particles

I had a curry last night, poo particles were flying everywhere

Poo Particles by stuey_boy May 7, 2008

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Poo Particles

Pronunciation: 'POOO PAHHH-TA-CLES"

Airborne particles that are 'sprayed' into the air due to the flush of a toilet, causing the air to become polluted with people's 'poop particles'.

Ex. "She left her apple on the sink in the Ladies' room; now it's covered in customer poo particles".

Poo Particles by bostonpoo October 21, 2010

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Poo Particle

Particles of feaces that float around in the air directly after a particularly greasy fart.

That stinks! I can taste the poo particles already!

Poo Particle by homes1235 April 25, 2010

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poo farticles

in referance to the nomber of shit particles in the air when farting on another persons pillow

I got pink eye becausse john ripped his poo farticles all over my pillow

poo farticles by McKILLBABYS February 21, 2009

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pooparticles

Those microscopic particles of poop you just know are on your hands after you take a shit, whether you can see them or not.

It doesn't matter how many pieces of toilet paper I use! I know I got pooparticles on my hands.

pooparticles by Leigh Dleedlee December 19, 2018

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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