Poo Muff
Poo Muff- An individual who has bits of poo in their pubic hair
Is often cited as a reason to turn down sexual intercourse
Is often cited as a reason to turn down sexual intercourse
Poo Muff by Johnny Fonatine January 23, 2011
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poo muffin
(noun)
1) A muffin made chiefly of poo.
2) An obsolete computer monitor worth basically nothing. A computer monitor that should be thrown away and replaced with a much better, newer widescreen LCD monitor
3) An object or event that evokes negative feelings in someone.
4) (adj) Something or someone that is "just plain shitty", inferior.
1) A muffin made chiefly of poo.
2) An obsolete computer monitor worth basically nothing. A computer monitor that should be thrown away and replaced with a much better, newer widescreen LCD monitor
3) An object or event that evokes negative feelings in someone.
4) (adj) Something or someone that is "just plain shitty", inferior.
1) "Mmmm, what's that smell?" "Oh I'm just baking some poo muffins"
2) Wesley should get a new monitor and get rid of his poo muffin.
3) Ahhhh... this is just poo muffin. I can't get tickets to see Primus on Friday.
4) You, dear sir, are plainly poo muffin.
2) Wesley should get a new monitor and get rid of his poo muffin.
3) Ahhhh... this is just poo muffin. I can't get tickets to see Primus on Friday.
4) You, dear sir, are plainly poo muffin.
poo muffin by LaceyP November 16, 2006
Related Words
Poo Muff • poo muffin • poo • POO-POO • poo poo heads • Poo-ron • poo butt • poo jabber • poo pusher • Poo Manchu
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