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Shitty poo poo butthole balls 

When the cold, slimy excrement from your huge, girthy ass crack slides down and touches your shriveling balls.
John: god damn it my shitty poo poo butthole balls picture just got deleted.
Finn: what the fuck

poo pee balls 

when your balls touch the water in the toilet that you pooped and/or pee'd in
husband says " honey, I got poo pee balls" wife says " did you forget to hold your balls up when you pooped.... again!?"

poo slut shit balls 

poo slut shit balls, damn. that’s deep.
poo slut shit balls by uhhotpee December 25, 2020

Poo Ball 

A small ball of toilet paper covered in poo and caught in the hair around your arse.
I've got a mountain of poo balls surrounding my poo pipe.
Poo Ball by Antony Bartlett May 2, 2007

Poo Ball 

A small ball of toilet paper covered in poo and caught in the hair around your arse.
I've got a mountain of poo balls surrounding my poo pipe.
Poo Ball by Antony Bartlett May 1, 2007

poo ball 

The game that sweeping the nation. Directions- set up a toilet paper roll, place it about 4 feet from the toilet and let the games begin. ball up small pieces of toilet paper and get your hoop on at boarding school. origin- FOrk Union mILITARY aCADEMY.
DUDE LETS GO PLAY POO BALL AND THROW IN A FATTY.
poo ball by POO MONEY January 26, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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