pontefract 

Anything that sounds like it is in Wales, UK, but isn't.
Pontefract is a town half way between manchester and leeds in England. But it's sounds like a word from the Welsh language. Many people think it is in wales.
Therefore anything which sounds like it should be in wales, but isn't should be a 'Pontefract'

Thats a bit of a pontefract.

pontefract by Kenny M. April 13, 2007

Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam 

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.

“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”

Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam by GoodinBed November 12, 2024

pentafractagon 

a shape with other shapes inside

texas is shaped like a pentafractagon

pentafractagon by jakoooo January 27, 2020

pontefractarian 

A person born in Pontefract, West Yorkshire.

"I'm a Bradfordian."
"Well I'm a good old Pontefractarian."

pontefractarian by LukeASmith December 17, 2018

penteract

(concrete noun) The name of the fifth dimension and five-dimensional space.
(abstract noun) Beyond everything known and unknown

Just as one dimensional beings wouldn't be able to make sense of us 3-dimensional beings, although a two dimensional being theoretically could, a 3-dimensional being probably would be unable to percieve or even see a slice of the penteract. Only a being from the tesseract could.

penteract by herobrine049X September 13, 2022