Definitions by GoodinBed
Tetrising
The laggy silence that comes after you’ve been asked a difficult or complex question, that requires you move lots of pieces on info around in your brain so they come together to formulate in a coherent way, like a neurodivergent way of playing Tetris, but in your mind.
Tomfooligans
Tomfooligans by GoodinBed April 22, 2026
Turtle’s Shoulders
Forget having a Turtle’s Head, the line was so long for the toilets that I ended up with a Turtle’s Shoulders
Turtle’s Shoulders by GoodinBed December 13, 2025
Wankaccino
A coffee based beverage that is purchased from the sole purpose of posting a picture of it on social media.
Wankaccino by GoodinBed September 26, 2025
Beaver Super Moon
1) The name of a super full moon that occurs during the month of November, supposedly named as such because beavers are particularly active at that time of year as they prepare for the winter months ahead.
2) When a woman is over-eager during the act of mooning and reveal more of her posterior than she intended.
2) When a woman is over-eager during the act of mooning and reveal more of her posterior than she intended.
Susan was so keen to moon the Google Street View Car that she bent over too far and gave them a Beaver Super Moon instead.
Beaver Super Moon by GoodinBed November 16, 2024
Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam
Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”
Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam by GoodinBed November 12, 2024