Skip to main content

Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam 

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”

pentafractagon 

a shape with other shapes inside
texas is shaped like a pentafractagon
pentafractagon by jakoooo January 27, 2020

pontefractarian 

"I'm a Bradfordian."
"Well I'm a good old Pontefractarian."
pontefractarian by LukeASmith December 17, 2018
(concrete noun) The name of the fifth dimension and five-dimensional space.
(abstract noun) Beyond everything known and unknown
Just as one dimensional beings wouldn't be able to make sense of us 3-dimensional beings, although a two dimensional being theoretically could, a 3-dimensional being probably would be unable to percieve or even see a slice of the penteract. Only a being from the tesseract could.
penteract by herobrine049X September 13, 2022