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Gruesome, puke-worthy, smells bad, disturbing. When describing pompert, all of these words come to mind. To be a pompert, is to be a pervert. In fact, you don't even need to BE a pervert, you simply just need to LOOK like one. You know what i'm talking about. The rotund figure, the awkward blatant stare, the long and dirty finger nails, the short and statured height, the creaky voice that sends chills down your spine-- these qualities are what make up a pompert, visually. A pompert may also be found indulging in creepy activities, such as stalking people online or in real life. A pompert should NOT be confused with the terms "Pomple" or "Pompy", as these have quite different meanings.
"Oh god.. he looks like a pompert... ewwww"
The random weird looking NPC's in video games (for example, many pomperts are in "Sonic Unleashed")
"NOOO ITS A POMPERT"
girl: hey pompert...
boy: wow :( you think i'm a pompert?
Pompert by hannielanny July 3, 2022
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Poopertainment 

Pronunciation: \,püp-er-ˈtān-mənt\
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard time it takes to relieve oneself.
"I better not forget to bring my poopertainment with me into the bathroom."

"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."

"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my procrastination!"
Poopertainment by JShopinkski March 8, 2010

Pomperoon 

Unnecessary education, especially education meant to impress others
That course in anthropology was pomperoon!

pomperdinkles

"These pomperdinkles be on my dick."
pomperdinkles by SwaqqaDaddy December 19, 2013

Pomperaug 

A high school for winners located in Southbury, Connecticut. Students here respect Stem and party in the bowl all while getting a kick ass public education.
"I go to Pomperaug"
"Wow, what a winner"
Pomperaug by FlamingoUniverse July 18, 2009

Pomperaug 

This school is located in between Southbury and Middlebury, which are two of the most amazing towns in the universe. People who live here are so cool that when we walk around people in China have orgasms. A well known fact is that Jesus actually attended this school before he became famous.
"Dude I tried to tell my girlfriend about pomperaug and the minute I said it she screamed, fell over, and grew a cock"

"Dude, what's pompe...AAAAAHAHAHAH"
*Dying and living and dying and living. In between orgasms. Due to the mere thought of knowing what Pomperaug is.

Passerby - "I had to run away because the mere glimpse of it made my balls explode"

"Amazing, badass, sexy" - The Pope

popertunity 

A word often used by a very enthusiastic teacher of a class who considers pop quizzes as opportunities, without feeling any mercy towards the poor children who will suffer under it.
Physics teacher: *claps hands* "TIME FOR A POPERTUNITY"
Student: "Screw you Mr. Elbaz"
Physics teacher: "what was that?"
Student: "Nothing.."
popertunity by crazydudez October 20, 2009