A self professed rapper that has no skills and steals music from other people and "raps" over the samples. Also has a high opinion of themself for reasons unknown to the rest of the world. Known to date untalented latina actresses with big butts and no talent. Expected to be extinct by the year 2010.
I will fuck you in your anus!!! BITCHES!!! When Ned Flanders gets a hold of 1337 speak (the language of 30 year old queers that still live with their mothers).
When you are about to ejaculate on their face and you instead turn around and go ass-to-face and fart.
“Yeah bro! It was April’s Fools, and I my girl was on her knees giving me the good stuff. Then I was about to bust I whip it around pulled a Poodiddy and farted right on her tongue… APRIL FOOLS!”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'