Polo Guy

An male who is gaudy, awkward and actively pursues a girl that he has no chance with, hoping that his weak game will result in a rare score.

Adrian: Did you see that guy last night trying to get Sarah's number?

Pete: Yeah man, he had absolutely no chance. Total Polo Guy.

Also known as an AFC

by themfifties November 3, 2012

FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo)

Someone who stands around and has some authority position in the world. Doesn't pick up a finger to actually do something, but will stand there with their very nice polo shirt and tell others what to do. Always have a better way to do something. Usually unsolicited opinions come from FGIP as well.

Dude, I am tired of working my ass off, look at all those FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo) over there, standing around, doing nothing, shuffling papers, and stuffing their fat necks.

by DragonSlayer90210 September 12, 2013