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Poll Smoker

Segment on the Daily Show where Dave Gorman acts as a statistical analyst (deliberately meant to be confused with smoking pole,a euphemism for blow jobs, but not the same thing as pole in the blow job sense is not spelled P-O-L-L, but rather P-O-L-E--if confused look it up in a non-urban dictionary)
Jon Stewart: Next up, another segment of Poll Smoker with Dave Gorman.

Dave Gorman: Thanks John, and whose poll shall I smoke today? Gallup's? Pew's?
by dmkinn May 18, 2006
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a person that gives oral pleasure to a
male.
"ha ha.. That girl is a Poll Smoker!"
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Poll Smoker- 1) one who loves to suck cock good 2) one who enjoys poll smokes
Cheerz Poll Smoker
by Dustin the Pimp September 4, 2003
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That polesmoker Adam Edwards sucks cock to buy heroin.
by Dingalingaling August 13, 2003
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polesmoker

One who sucks the baloney pony - aka chows wang, gives head, polishes helmet, etc.
You are a fucking polesmoker!
by Polesmokurr August 12, 2003
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one who performs oral sex on a male
by mic May 14, 2003
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