A load of pricks that lie, deceive and do fuck all for the benefit of society (apart from the select few) plus make cuts and deprive young people of a life
Politicians like David Cameron and Nick Clegg/ traitor to the lib dems (but not other members the lib dem party, even though you guys will never win.)
by yourfacemakesmewanttopuke December 4, 2011
A lying, piece-of-shit corporate fuckwad who lies out their ass to get elected telling you how much they care for you, and then once their sorry-ass gets in office, they lie, cheat, steal and fuck the whole system up in order to keep the power.
by Steve February 17, 2005
by ItsAllBeenDone April 30, 2004
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A common yet incurable mental disease that affects a person's attitude in common life situations. It causes negative emotional responses to everyday tasks and responsibilities and can be extremely dangerous if contracted by a person with public authority. However, in the United States it is not considered dangerous and is often accepted or encouraged by the general population. Infection is also a requirement to hold a political seat of power in the United States.
Symptoms Include (But are not limited to):
-Lying
-Cheating
-Stealing
-Laziness
-Feeling that nothing is your fault
-Feeling no guilt
-Feeling that everything is everyone else's problem
-And an urge to create really obnoxious television and radio commercials
Symptoms Include (But are not limited to):
-Lying
-Cheating
-Stealing
-Laziness
-Feeling that nothing is your fault
-Feeling no guilt
-Feeling that everything is everyone else's problem
-And an urge to create really obnoxious television and radio commercials
Congressmen, Senators, The President, Democrats, Republicans, and Microsoft employees and stock holders.
Patient: "Doctor, I'm feeling uncontrollable urges to steal money from my neighbor, cheat on my taxes and buy expensive things on credit with no intention of ever paying it back. What's wrong with me?"
Doctor: "Have you ever considered running for President? Your tests came back positive for Politicianitis!"
Patient: "Doctor, I'm feeling uncontrollable urges to steal money from my neighbor, cheat on my taxes and buy expensive things on credit with no intention of ever paying it back. What's wrong with me?"
Doctor: "Have you ever considered running for President? Your tests came back positive for Politicianitis!"
by Lashin April 1, 2009
by tihoa March 1, 2005
A.rotten bastards
B.lying assholes
C.thieving crooks,murderers and cheats
D.all of the above
answer: _D.all of the above_
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B.lying assholes
C.thieving crooks,murderers and cheats
D.all of the above
answer: _D.all of the above_
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politicians suck ass ........................
by life sucks and blows August 31, 2005