~One day during pole vaulting practice~
Vaulter 1: Pole vaulting is the best high there is. I get high every day right here!
Vaulter 2: Yeah man! I LOVE getting high!
(Coach comes and watches vaulting)
Coach: You guys gotta get higher!
Both Vaulters: Alright!

Pole Vaulting by GemeinhardtGal June 10, 2007

Pole Vaulting

When you’re having sex and the man slips and nails you in the taint.

Dave and I were totally doing it when he slipped and ended up pole vaulting me, I’m just glad hit the taint and not the dit box!

Pole Vaulting by Katrykat April 1, 2020

Pole Vaulting

When you roll over in your sleep and wake yourself up because your boner is in a painful position.

I rolled over in my sleep last night and woke up from pole vaulting.

Pole Vaulting by C-Nuggz May 13, 2026

"Pole"vaulting

Polevaulting or "Pole"vaulting is a term to describe the act of when a man ejaculates in his own mouth by way of muscular force through the penis. In turn vaulting the seman through the air towards ones own self.

Today while home alone I decided to practice "Pole"vaulting.

"Pole"vaulting by Doc_Frankenfurter February 14, 2006

Underwater Pole Vaulting

verb. When a man takes a long and hard shit that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man's balls on the way down.

My balls smell like shit because I went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.

Underwater Pole Vaulting by Scooter Harrington April 11, 2013

Crabs Pole Vaulting

Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."

Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much

Crabs Pole Vaulting by Alleigh May 22, 2008

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026