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Polcompball 

A community full of autistic retards who think they are political experts because they took the political compass quiz (or more commonly 9axes quiz) to guess what they're ideology is. It's the most stupid idea that you've ever heard and it's full of politically illiterate dumbasses

Also quark is a dumb autistic retard who needs to neck himself
Polcompballers are retards
Polcompball by Kelmeer23 January 11, 2022
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Polcompball 

Polcompball is an online community that says to be a political community, but it is actually an online political community filled with autists, aspies, schizos, extremists of all kinds, homophobes, transphobes, racists, xenophobes, deicidists, kratosists, misotheists, nationalists, left-wing nazis, unironic fascists, neocons, liberal extremists, radical centrists, militant atheists, atheist zealots, atheist extremists, religious zealots, religious extremists, secular zealots, secular extremists, antitheists, xenospeciesists, Imperium stans, TNO stans, HoI4 stans, and human supremacists, mainly Polcompball Anarchy.
Quark is an atheist zealot, an atheist extremist and centrist extremist, he is no different than his atheist fanatical and atheist extremist companions on Quora and Reddit.

Polcompball is as bad as Quora and Reddit, and most polcompballers are just like Quorans and Redditors.

Still well Mounter was banned from Polcompball Anarchy and deleted his account, it was the best thing that happened, sadly Quozio, FRT, Archive-today and Wayback Machine are needing to deal with him.
Polcompball by Dumugian February 26, 2022

Polcompball 

A well-known wiki and community inspired by the popular meme, Polandball, but with political ideologies as balls and other shapes. However it has a shaky reputation due to being lugged under several controversies, but not limited to: being an allegedly intolerant community crammed with racists, transphobes, homophobes, ableists, extremists of any sort, fascist apologists, neo-nazis, bigots, religious extremists, 'fed-posters', vandals, trolls, far-leftists, far-rightists, alt-right followers, etc.; content containing hate speech and glorification of violence towards certain groups of people (e.g. calling for a genocide against LGBTQ+ individuals); and having reportedly 'incompetent' staff members who'll 'take limited action' on mentioned issues.
Chuck was once an editor for the wiki by the name of "Polcompball".
Polcompball by dandelion_bolt June 4, 2022
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