Polefessional

The politically correct term for a stripper.

friend: Damn, I've never seen a polefessional move like that on stage before.

me: Umm... what? A polefessional?

friend: It's a classier name a stripper

me: No, they're strippers. There's nothing classy about that.

by Chinook_58 July 11, 2011

prefessional

When something is not done professionally, but rather in your own garage... terribly. And yet, somehow, it works.

I can totally weld that hood onto your civic dude. I'm a prefessional.

by Russnut May 31, 2009

porfessional

one who claims to be a professional at something, but has no actual reason to be claiming the title, is known as a porfessional. often artists found churning out large amounts of crap that they purport to be high quality, well thought out and professionally created art are porfessionals.

hey did you see the latest M. Night Shama Lama Ding Dong flick? that guy had some talent for a minute, but now he's just putting out crap writing like any other porfessional.

by Calamity Brad May 18, 2011

potfessional

white-collar recreational user of marijuana

I can not party late tonight because I am a potfessional and I have to get up early to go to work.

by missy October 13, 2009

Porfessional

One who claims to be expert in a field in which he is almost completely ignorant.

Fuck i hate working in this photo-lab. The constant stream of porfessional photographers is driving me fucking crazy.

by roland333 May 18, 2011

Pokefessional

a professional player of any pokemon game

OMG Dan just won a million dollars in a pokemon tournament, he's a pokefessional!!!

by MrJoshTheEpic August 1, 2016

Poorfessional

An employed professional who lives paycheck to paycheck and probably knows a thing or two about credit cards.

It's hard to be a poorfessional because whenever you get a paycheck you have to spend it on bills.

by Marie Smithers November 27, 2013