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Polefessional 

The politically correct term for a stripper.
friend: Damn, I've never seen a polefessional move like that on stage before.

me: Umm... what? A polefessional?

friend: It's a classier name a stripper

me: No, they're strippers. There's nothing classy about that.
Polefessional by Chinook_58 July 11, 2011
Words you can keep

prefessional

When something is not done professionally, but rather in your own garage... terribly. And yet, somehow, it works.
I can totally weld that hood onto your civic dude. I'm a prefessional.
prefessional by Russnut May 31, 2009

porfessional 

one who claims to be a professional at something, but has no actual reason to be claiming the title, is known as a porfessional. often artists found churning out large amounts of crap that they purport to be high quality, well thought out and professionally created art are porfessionals.
hey did you see the latest M. Night Shama Lama Ding Dong flick? that guy had some talent for a minute, but now he's just putting out crap writing like any other porfessional.
porfessional by Calamity Brad May 18, 2011

potfessional

white-collar recreational user of marijuana
I can not party late tonight because I am a potfessional and I have to get up early to go to work.
potfessional by missy October 13, 2009

Porfessional 

One who claims to be expert in a field in which he is almost completely ignorant.
Fuck i hate working in this photo-lab. The constant stream of porfessional photographers is driving me fucking crazy.
Porfessional by roland333 May 18, 2011

Pokefessional 

a professional player of any pokemon game
OMG Dan just won a million dollars in a pokemon tournament, he's a pokefessional!!!
Pokefessional by MrJoshTheEpic August 1, 2016

Poorfessional 

An employed professional who lives paycheck to paycheck and probably knows a thing or two about credit cards.
It's hard to be a poorfessional because whenever you get a paycheck you have to spend it on bills.
Poorfessional by Marie Smithers November 27, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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