Poke Off

When two people (usually elderly) take up both lanes of a highway and drive a the speed limit or sometimes slower, causing everyone else to be pissed off.

These old geezer are having a poke off. Hit the gas jerkoffs!

by Nicholas Hudson July 11, 2009

Poking-off

A woman receiving finger thrusts to her vagina either from herself or another person; the female form of Jerking-off; fingering

He was shocked when he walked in on his girlfriend to find her poking-off on her bed.

by spencefence September 1, 2007