Pokémon Catching 

The sport of kidnapping wild animals, objects and other random shit and stuffing them in your balls, only to force them into fights with other wild shit and other kidnapped’s beasts.

Person A: What is your hobby?
Me :Pokémon Catching

Pokémon Catching by Tyxy7 July 19, 2022

Catching Pokemon 

The act of catching STD's.

Man 1: Look who Sarah's going home with tonight.

Man 2: It's Daniel! Little does Sarah know she's going to be catching pokemon.

Catching Pokemon by Flomango September 30, 2012