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Some guy at uWaterloo. Nothing special. He's not sus. Or is he???

Also he loves women, a lot. Especially those at campfires
"pogman sus???"

"pogman sus :)"
Pogman by Pogmansus September 25, 2021
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The god of all greatness also someone at my dog
popman praise
popman by Charon7000 October 8, 2020
He took a pogan right after pussying out on a debate on Marxism. Rumor is he died shortly after.
Pogan by Kekman420 April 11, 2022
Also known as Poopman, Popman is an incomprehensible deity, beyond the likes of Zalgo or Wosh. Nearly nothing is known about him besides his name due to the severe mental retardation exhibited by his followers and the scholars that have tried to unveil his secrets.

Only one recorded trace of him has ever been found, in the last chapter of the Nezperdian Book of Shadows it reads:

"The only Shadow over He Who Waits Behind The Wall, the Shadow hidden in the noxious abyss below the belly of the realms. Chaos be eternal, the being above even the Crimson Lord, visage of man and heart of scat. He remains silent till this day, may death come swift and torture last eternal when he brings oblivion, oblivion to the Mind, oblivion to the Church, oblivion to the man."

The author of this passage is believed to have been damned for heresy as the Zalgonite archives do not show any other discussion of the Shadow over Zalgo.

The cases of mental retardation caused by Popman seem to be infectious, so it is advised to stay away from communities that show signs of worshippers among them.

Chaos be eternal.
popman prase aslo someone ate my dog

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Popman by tea&milk March 27, 2020
Typically a person that is a little slow. Thinks that yellow cabs are called calves, refers to last night as yesterday night, thinks the word girl starts with a J, doesn't comprehend the concept of "NO FREE PARKING!!!, etc.... Basically a frittata
When you wear that helmet and like those windows you totally look like a plogman.

I'd sooner get plogmaned out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.
Plogman by Jesus aka Christ July 5, 2012
Land of the PAWGs
Just put a g in front of the l in Poland. Why not, right? “Welcome to Pogland”
pogland by Robert Connorson June 30, 2020