poached eggs 

Blowing your load into a belly button, then pissing on it.

Yeah, I heard Mike went to carnival last night and picked up a girl. I think he even said that he gave her poached eggs. He's quite the character.

poached eggs by chief chuckabubba May 15, 2006

Poached Eggs 

Ejaculatory remnants floating in a hot tub that have coagulated and foamed in the bubbles

"We need to clean this hot tub. Look at all those poached eggs" or "No sweetheart, I'm not going to kiss you after you just ate all those poached eggs"

Poached Eggs by Monroe July 7, 2003

poached eggs 

When a man dips his balls in a woman's hot wet vagina.

My girl wanted to try something new in bed so I showed her what poached eggs are. She squealed with excitement.

poached eggs by jbone80 October 10, 2008

Poached eggs 

The spilling of man seed in a hot shower, bath, sink, hot tub, kettle, resulting in a poached egg like substance sticking to your leg hairs and surroundings.

"here mate I poached eggs in my mum's footspar last night"

Poached eggs by anonymous September 2, 2021

Pooched Eggs 

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017

Pooched eggs 

noun

Dog faeces

If you’re going down the garden, watch out for the pooched eggs

Pooched eggs by Tominator May 21, 2023