plump monkey
plump monkey by star fish licker January 22, 2010
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Plump Monkey
This term comes from the dirty south. Most common in Atlanta, plump monkeys are fat women, usually in their 20s, that feel like when intoxicated that are no longer fat, but supermodels, and feel they are good enough to talk to good looking men. They usually hang around the bar and squeeze their fat breasts together in hopes that someone will buy them a drink, when what they really need is a Diet Coke or a swify kick in the crotch.
"Hey dogg, is that missy elliot over there?"
"nah man, its just some plump monkey that looks like her"
"nah man, its just some plump monkey that looks like her"
Plump Monkey by T-Money March 30, 2004
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Pump Monkey
A member of the press who intentionally exaggerates the current state of affairs to satisfy a personal political bias.
Reporter: Although unemployment is at a record high, the fact the the DOW average has increased ten points is a sure sign that the economy is growing at a brisk pace.
Reader: Another fantasy land article written by a pump monkey.
Reader: Another fantasy land article written by a pump monkey.
Pump Monkey by Misa Violet January 24, 2012
Pump Monkey
A relentless self-serving cheerleader for financial markets generally motivated by an ulterior motive, e.g. a liar.
"Experts" who promote their own "book," or investment strategy with an aim toward personal gain.
"Experts" who promote their own "book," or investment strategy with an aim toward personal gain.
Pump Monkey by Adam Smith Jr. July 17, 2012
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pump monkey by Silicon Dogwoods August 13, 2020
Pump Monkey
A Pump Monkey is anyone who is the gas attendent at a gas station. This is one of the lowest jobs someone can have.
1 - Guess what! I got a job!
2 - Where?
1 - Gas Station, pumping gas!
2 - HA! You are such a Pump Monkey!
2 - Where?
1 - Gas Station, pumping gas!
2 - HA! You are such a Pump Monkey!
Pump Monkey by Enigma Pie July 29, 2006
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Monkey pump by Brainacles November 15, 2020
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