Plopple

The noise your poo makes when it splashes in the water, mainly referring to many small nesquik like poo's.

"Hey Dave i heard you plopple"

by Stafie May 25, 2008

popplers

In the 30th century, popplers were served for a while at the Fishy Joe restaurant chain after Captain Turanga Leela and her crew discovered tons of them lying in a hole on some unknown planet. Popplers taste delicious and look kind of like popcorn chicken. Warning: excessive consumption may prove hazardous to the continued existence of your species. (From the Futurama episode "The Problem With Popplers")

Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come come to Fishy Joe's/
What they're made of is a mystery, where they come from no-one knows/
You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em/
If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose!

by Rabid_Caterpillar July 2, 2004

plopped call

Dropping your phone in a toilet or urinal.

Sorry we got cutoff, I had a plopped call. I accidently dropped my phone in the toilet.

by SADSAD November 13, 2013

plopper stopper

Plopper stopper-laying down sheets of toilet paper on the surface of the toilet water to arrest the backsplash on your ass.

Ever had to use a toilet at a not so clean rest stop. You don't wanna sit down and with the added elevation above the water you dread the caca water splash from the poop plop. Just lay down ample sheets of toilet paper on the surface the water to break the fall. That's a plopper stopper.

"Hey bro, that toilet was nasty. I put down a plopper stopper for sure."

"If you're going to use that restroom, I'd put down a plopper stopper."

by ED Gordo January 11, 2013

Crumple Plopper

A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.

My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.

by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2011

plopper

A poop, turd that falls and makes a distinct "plop" sound as it hits the water.

"Dang, water splashed on me after I dropped that plopper."

by Fairmont68 February 17, 2013

Sloppy Ploppies

Used actually in the plural context, sloppy ploppies are a bad case of diarrhea in which should not even be wished upon the worst of people. Sloppy ploppies not only is diarrhea which is brutal to have to begin with but on top of that you feel like a rainstorm of shit is coming down out of your asshole which is actually being called down by imaginary natives rain-dancing around a fire set on the hairs your choda & around the rim of your asshole.

So not only do you get the worlds worst case of ringsting, which makes it hurt so bad to wipe, you get the terrible plops which make you wipe 100 times.

"Dude, my asshole burns so bad, I feel like shit.. I had the sloppy ploppies."

by nick ruff October 26, 2005