Plimate 

A derogatory term for someone who tends to be an argumentative browbeater. Plimates hypocritically force their opinions on others, while condemning those with contrary views.

"She always criticizes me for stating my opinion as fact, but she does it all the time. She's such a Plimate."

"I'm tired of arguing with that stupid Plimate."

Plimate by JohnnyReb87 February 8, 2009

disciplining the primate

Male masturbation. A more respectable derivative of "spanking the monkey".

Larry was late to work today because he was up all night watching Cinemax and disciplining the primate.

disciplining the primate by SB17 August 29, 2006

Patio Primate

The politically correct version of "porch monkey"

Joe: Hey look at that porch monkey!

Tom: Hey, hey, hey he's a patio primate!

Patio Primate by OriginalPatioPrimate October 5, 2009

punishing the primate 

spanking the monkey, polishing the buddha

I'm going to have to punish my primate otherwise I'll need a wheelbarrow for my sack.

punishing the primate by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Portico Primate 

A polite way to call a person of African American decent a porch monkey. Often used to offend a person without them getting mad at you.

(White guy) You are such a Portico Primate

(Black guy) Um . . . . okay?

Portico Primate by Big AL inc. June 19, 2011

Primate 

term that describes a savage action, movement, person, or group

The man went full primate and attacked the child's over-protective father.

Primate by Ben Wallace is #1 October 15, 2017

plomate

A rare dinosaur, very heavy that is also very clumsy but has amazing music taste.

Saturday I saw a plomate by my window while watching the best TV show called "Friends".

plomate by Kojesma October 4, 2021