Platter .

A Person Who Has Exceeded The Limit Of Sexual Intercourse , As In Did Too Many Sexual Things With Too Many People .

Say You Have A Platter ( Whatever Food ) , You Bring It Into A Room And Everybody Gone Want Parts . Pretend The G I R L / B O Y Is The Platter . Everybody Gone Get Parts .

Platter . by Philly Words . December 9, 2010

platter 

A carefully constructed pub snack/meal consisting of crisps of varied flavours, nuts, again of varied flavours and the vital ingredient pig snack.
A "platter" cannot be just thrown onto a table, it must have a base of at least two crisp packets opened out along their seal and then the ingredients can be scattered in layers on to said base.
The "platter" cannot be eaten in any old way it is only to be consumed using the largest flatest crisp as a "Scoop/edible eating instrument"
The "platter" when almost fully consumed will leave behind a tasty "platterdust" which is usually eaten on a first come first served basis *Tip* Be quick in claming the platterdust for a tasty reward :)
Once the "platter" has ended the crisp packet base must be folded into a neat little triangle (You will find that only one of your friends can do this really well)for easy disposal by the bar staff.

While pointing at the bar snacks........
"I'll have one one of everything you've got love, and two pig snacks, I'm building a platter"

platter by Entyson June 27, 2006

platter 

A well-trained woman that remains motionless on a table while you eat raw fish off her naked body.

"Bitch, you best be a platter and not move or I'll cut you into sashimi."

platter by Big Dong Shlong December 18, 2011

platter butt 

an ass so flat you could serve on it.

"those jeans are too tight, they give you platter butt"

"your mom has platter butt"

platter butt by Cybelle November 28, 2006

Platter Gut 

Of, or having, the human condition/beingness of being able to put a four inch or larger diameter plate or platter at the apex peak of the gut

That guy has a platter gut

Platter Gut by Eddietaps79 May 18, 2021

platter tongue

when a male finishes on a girls tongue as she kneels down. the tongue is supposed to be really wide like a platter so that when she shows you your load on her tongue, its like she's showing you on a platter

I really want janice to blow me, i heard she has a platter tongue and i really wanna finish in her mouth not on her chest this time.

platter tongue by leefrancais12 February 18, 2009

Platter Bum 

When you go to a restaurant with a group of friends or family, where in each is on a meal budget and all order somthing diffrent so as to share.
The Platter Bum is the individual who went ahead and ordered an expencive dish (thus distinguishing thereself by putting on airs as the rich guy) but does not share. Others in the party will notice and feel slightly annoyed.
Then when everyone is served, the Platter bum then askes others around them if they could try a sample of what others are eating in order to "see if they like it."
Others will feel compelled to be polite and offer the morsel to the Platter Bum while they secretly resent the fact that they have only a small meal to satisfy themself with while the Platter Bum has a frigg'n buffet, half untouched in front of them.
NOTE: The Platter Bum usualy never finishes their meal and leaves most of their food to be wasted. This also will piss off company who may still be hungry or may have been the one treating the group to the meal.

One family member to anther at a dinner at a restaurant paid for by their father:

Relative 1 : "Jeez! Would ya look at that pig!"

Relative 2 : "Huh? Who ya talkin about?"

Relative 1 : "That uppity cousine from the country. He found out dad was paying and he ordered the most expensive steak on the menu."

Relative 2 : "That little turd! All I had was a grilled chicken salid."

Relative 1 : "Yeah, and he's been begging food bites from everyone around him and hasn't touched his own plate. What's he doing? Saving it for later?"

Relative 2 : "I agree. He's being a real Platter Bum tonight. Dad aught to tell him off and not pay for his meal."

Platter Bum by armoroid 5000 August 3, 2009