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Plotanium 

n. A material invented purely to further the plot of a story, without any regard given to its scientific feasibility.
Jonathan: So how did they turn the planet Vulcan into a black hole?

Richard: Oh, they used red matter, of course. Don't worry about how it works, it's 100% pure plotanium.
1. Seemingly high-end construction, later determined to be of dubious quality.
2. An acknowledgement of one's own less-than-stellar construction abilities.
1. A: Hey, your bookcase collapsed. B: Yeah, it's made of weapons-grade plytanium.

2. A: I sure hope my sad-ass plytanium scaffold doesn't collapse before this garage gets painted.
plytanium by Jeff Pillasch March 17, 2008

Platnium Star gay 

A gay who not only has never had sex with a girl (gold star gay) but has never even touched a vagina even at birth. So they were born through ceasarean section
Did you know that Mike is gold star gay? No, he is a platnium star gay because he was born by c-section.

Platnium swag 

One who aquires an extremely high level of swag. One who has platium swag drives a black Bugatti Veyron, and is covered in head-to-toe Gucci. They know they are the shit and that they have more swag than anyone within a 5 mile radius. They might as well just rule the world while they are at it. Achieving platnium swag does not happen overnight - it is either earned by a tremendous amount of talent and determination, or is naturally in your blood. Everyone wants their swag to go platnium, but it is highly unlikely.
Jay-Z has platnium swag

or

50 Cent just committed a homicide with all that platnium swag
Platnium swag by YoungHOV368 October 23, 2011

platanium 

Platanium is a word you say and will get corrected by your girlfriend and spend 30 minutes trying to find that word
Bf: “He will get platanium records for sure!”
Gf: “It’s platinum you fucking idiot

Plasmanimkiniesis 

The ability to turn anything to "plasma" the fourth state of matter.
Plasmanimkiniesis is super heating any thing to be plasma.