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A type of prank that consists of somebody pulling somebody else's pants and underwear down, while in a public environment or around a group of people. Often done between friends, and not strangers.
Person 1: What shall we do for our youtube video?

Person 2: .. we could pants my dad?

Example 2:

Person 1: What's up dude, why are you holding up your pants?

Person 2: *looks side to side and whispers* I got pants'd yesterday and I don't want it to happen again..
Pants'd by Charmedtruths October 6, 2013
A pair of plastic pants with tight elastic bands around the ankles, previously introduced on the Tim and Eric Awesome Show. (Great Job)

The pants are to be worn UNDER your regular pants, (replacing underwear) and are used to collect your explosive diarrhea. When you have filled up your D-Pants, it is absolutely correct to take them out back, hose them off, and re-use them. No solids please.
Johnny: "Hello friend, how are you doing today!?"
Jimmy: "I am SWELL, did you hear about the new D-Pants?"
Johnny: "Why CERTAINLY, I am filling mine up right now as we speak!"
D-Pants by reer081489 July 26, 2009

Pree'd my pants 

To pre-ejaculate in ones' pants.
I though of Cheryl Hann and then I pree'd my pants.
Pree'd my pants by heyrebel November 10, 2011

Lol'd my pants

When something is so funny it can only be described as "I lol'd My pants"
Dude that was so funny i Lol'd my pants
Lol'd my pants by GW_Watchman December 3, 2009

F'd in the pants! 

(adj.) The state of being in which one finds themselves broke, drunk and loitering on the front porch of local store in a Bush Alaska community. Totally, completely, utterly...F'd in the pants!
Ughhhh. my biographical poet paper is "f'd in the pants!"

i'd rather have a penis in my pants 

The term you use in an awkward situation
boy: wanna go on a date?
girl: i have AIDS
...
boy i'd rather have a penis in my pants
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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