Plants’d 

To become severely infected and paralyzed by a poisonous plant (such as poison ivy), usually after a foolish or reckless act in nature.

“Bro went through a Forest without gloves and completely plants’d

Plants’d by Raincoil July 9, 2025

Pants'd 

A type of prank that consists of somebody pulling somebody else's pants and underwear down, while in a public environment or around a group of people. Often done between friends, and not strangers.

Person 1: What shall we do for our youtube video?

Person 2: .. we could pants my dad?

Example 2:

Person 1: What's up dude, why are you holding up your pants?

Person 2: *looks side to side and whispers* I got pants'd yesterday and I don't want it to happen again..

Pants'd by Charmedtruths October 6, 2013

D-Pants 

A pair of plastic pants with tight elastic bands around the ankles, previously introduced on the Tim and Eric Awesome Show. (Great Job)

The pants are to be worn UNDER your regular pants, (replacing underwear) and are used to collect your explosive diarrhea. When you have filled up your D-Pants, it is absolutely correct to take them out back, hose them off, and re-use them. No solids please.

Johnny: "Hello friend, how are you doing today!?"
Jimmy: "I am SWELL, did you hear about the new D-Pants?"
Johnny: "Why CERTAINLY, I am filling mine up right now as we speak!"

D-Pants by reer081489 July 26, 2009

Pree'd my pants 

To pre-ejaculate in ones' pants.

I though of Cheryl Hann and then I pree'd my pants.

Pree'd my pants by heyrebel November 10, 2011

Lol'd my pants

When something is so funny it can only be described as "I lol'd My pants"

Dude that was so funny i Lol'd my pants

Lol'd my pants by GW_Watchman December 3, 2009

F'd in the pants! 

(adj.) The state of being in which one finds themselves broke, drunk and loitering on the front porch of local store in a Bush Alaska community. Totally, completely, utterly...F'd in the pants!

Ughhhh. my biographical poet paper is "f'd in the pants!"

F'd in the pants! by Scott el Camino October 31, 2010

i'd rather have a penis in my pants 

The term you use in an awkward situation

boy: wanna go on a date?
girl: i have AIDS
...
boy i'd rather have a penis in my pants

i'd rather have a penis in my pants by Gangy July 24, 2008