Plant dick

When a plant-based eating guy gets erections that won’t quit. Much like your household’s favorite phallic vegetables.

See also: multiple orgasms
See also: vegan

James Cameron has a total plant dick

Plant dick by Satisfied_XO February 2, 2019

pant dick 

n. The fold in someone's pants or shorts that makes it look like their dick is sticking out.

"Hey, Spence! You look horny, you want to go fuck?"

"Nah, I'm too Burt Reynolds for that. These jeans just give me major pant dick."

pant dick by Sanias June 29, 2005

plank dick 

When one's penis is shaped similarly to that of a wood plank.

"I wanted Jeremy until I found out he had a plank dick."

plank dick by duhkota71 January 13, 2018

plantnickjj 

The true gamer is this person, such a gamer infact that they are chads, now you cant argue that the chads are the best kind so for non chads this must be very disappointing to see.

Plantnickjj is a true gamer.

plantnickjj by magicalmond October 19, 2021