A Plament is an Object, Idea, Concept, etc that most oftenly has a 50/50 chance correlated with it.
the origin of the word "Plament" is unknown, further information was most likely lost to time. all that we currently know is that it is of ancient Roman descent.
the origin of the word "Plament" is unknown, further information was most likely lost to time. all that we currently know is that it is of ancient Roman descent.
by TheRealJGarcia April 24, 2023
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Inflamed, watery, red eyes....basically they look like a placenta has been wiped slowly across them.
Did you have a bad nights sleep?" "Yeah, how did you know?" "You've got some serious Placenta-Eyes this morning" "Oh man...they do feel pretty moist
by Jejunumplacentakate April 2, 2011
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"My wife is such a placenta brain. Yesterday I caught her eating chalk. She said she needed the calcium."
"I gave a presentation to a group of women when I was pregnant. And I forgot my name! Must be the pregnancy brain."
"My wife is such a placenta brain. Yesterday I caught her eating chalk. She said she needed the calcium."
"I gave a presentation to a group of women when I was pregnant. And I forgot my name! Must be the pregnancy brain."
by stephjk June 3, 2008
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by jacobLCnative April 23, 2020
Get the plarent mug.One of Daniel Howell's (danisnotonfire) most well know "in" jokes with his Danosaurs (viewers/audience).
During one of his liveshows during the tradition of asking his Danosaur's how they are doing, many often say Placenta.
Dan: "Hey guys! How are we doing today?"
Fan1: PLACENTA!
Dan: Fan1, placenta is not an emotion...
Fan2: Placenta.
Fan3: Placenta.
Fan4: Placenta!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: GUYS! (Does that incredibly cute laugh of his...)
When making Christmas cookies with his BFF and flatmate (AND BOYFRIEND) Phil...
Dan: Can you guess what this one is?
Phil: Urmm what is it?
Dan: It's a PLACENTA COOKIE!!!
Dan: "Hey guys! How are we doing today?"
Fan1: PLACENTA!
Dan: Fan1, placenta is not an emotion...
Fan2: Placenta.
Fan3: Placenta.
Fan4: Placenta!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: GUYS! (Does that incredibly cute laugh of his...)
When making Christmas cookies with his BFF and flatmate (AND BOYFRIEND) Phil...
Dan: Can you guess what this one is?
Phil: Urmm what is it?
Dan: It's a PLACENTA COOKIE!!!
by apsilpastille November 27, 2012
Get the Placenta mug.The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
And the placenta hit the floor
by machetemirage October 7, 2008
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