pizza guy

The person we all love that brings pizza to our doors

"i love ordering pizza, because the pizza guy comes to me and i dont have to go to the store!"

pizza guy by Cobrajr122 June 26, 2006

pizza guy

A demi-god to most college students.

A: I've been studying for 10 f***ing hours and now it's 3AM and I'm hungry as f***, dude.
B: Order a pizza.
A: That's a good idea.
---later that night---
B: Pizza guy's here.
A: ...I love that man.

pizza guy by AmishVomitCake May 13, 2008

Pizza Guy

Typically a white male in their late teens, with brown medium-long hair, and possesses an annoying personality.

Sam: Jenny did you remember that 'Pizza Guy' at the diner last night?!

Jenny: Yea, he kept annoyingly trying to talk to us.

Pizza Guy by Carter Wall June 22, 2011

Pizza Guy

The unexpected 4th participant in a planned 3 way.

Our 3 way accidentally turned into a 4 way when the pizza guy showed up at the door.

Pizza Guy by fortwenty August 30, 2021

Pizza Guy

First and dearest fan of a newly formed band. Came from Lee the pizza guy character in Tenacious D movies.

Jerry was immersed in our music the moment he joined us in our first rehearsal. He's officially our pizza guy, now.

Pizza Guy by ExCx November 5, 2022

tip the pizza guy 

An action to do when getting a delivery of pizza. Generally the minimum is $2 or 15% of the order, but if you want consistent excellent service feel free to overtip, because drivers remember good customers. Conversely, if you want bad service don't tip, and wait for your pizza 1 hour +. Do not assume a delivery fee is given to the driver, since even if it is s/he may only recieve service wage ($2.23 in MA) or no mileage.

"16.75 for three pizzas."
"Here's a twenty, keep the change."
"Thank you!"

tip the pizza guy by Java-tan August 30, 2005

asian pizza guy 

dino's asian pizza guy, delivers free cans of coke at 3am for sex.

asian pizza guy: would you like some asian in you?

asian pizza guy by Matilda Nine April 2, 2009