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Pizza express

A euphemism for “having sex with girls a third of your age on your rich pedofile friends sex island” this is often used by the top 1% often famous men between the age of 50-70 whom have a direct relation with the queen.
Interviewer: where were you on this night?

Prince Andrew: I was at pizza express in Woking
Pizza express by Thatlilnig November 18, 2019

woking pizza express 

A magical place that defies the laws of physics; the staff won't remember your visit, and no-one saw it happen

The phrase comes from a popular pizza eatery in Woking that may be cited as an alibi whenever you're accused of something that you definitely did, but don't want to admit.
I can't have had sex with my good friend's trafficked child prostitute because on the night in question I was in Woking Pizza Express.
woking pizza express by Flangetta November 23, 2019

pizza express full 

A place that is empty or with very few people inside
"Lets go here mate, its pizza express full, we'll get in easy!"
pizza express full by D81 January 14, 2008

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026