(n.) A pimp with a few z's in the middle, you dumbass hoe. A pizzimp (or "pizzamp") refers to one who distributes prostitutes, or "hoes", amongst the masses for a fee. The term has also grown to include those who are simply "playalistic" (see term); these pizzimps need not necessarily distribute hoes, as they are simply pimp from birth. See also: Playa, player, nigga-wit-a-pimp-cane, pimp, Mr. Happiness, Gary Mar, Ian Racoma, and Paulito Calientico. NOTE: Can also be used as an adjective (see second example sentence).
1 (n.). Dizzamn, nigga, Mr. Happiness is a PIZZIMP!!
2. (adj.). Dizzamn, nigga, Mr. Happiness is PIZZIMP!! (no article before "pizzimp".)
the art of having total control over the ladys being an absolute sex magnet making all girls want you and taking your pick from them developing skills to benefit from on this system of pizumptious
mike:that kid gary is so pizumptious
tyler:yeah he gets alll the ladys
a retarded word often used by posers/wannabes. especially a wigger named chase aka chester. also a word that is so friggin retarded that it is not worth saying. refer to the word "pimp" which is more gangsta than this wannabe word.