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A blunt object, usually a pipe, that is used to beat greenheads senseless. A great place to get them is from Pipe Storage.
Where'd you get those sweet pizipes!?!?
pizipe by Calsetes April 20, 2005
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(n.) A pimp with a few z's in the middle, you dumbass hoe. A pizzimp (or "pizzamp") refers to one who distributes prostitutes, or "hoes", amongst the masses for a fee. The term has also grown to include those who are simply "playalistic" (see term); these pizzimps need not necessarily distribute hoes, as they are simply pimp from birth. See also: Playa, player, nigga-wit-a-pimp-cane, pimp, Mr. Happiness, Gary Mar, Ian Racoma, and Paulito Calientico. NOTE: Can also be used as an adjective (see second example sentence).
1 (n.). Dizzamn, nigga, Mr. Happiness is a PIZZIMP!!
2. (adj.). Dizzamn, nigga, Mr. Happiness is PIZZIMP!! (no article before "pizzimp".)
pizzimp by Paulito Calientico August 12, 2003
to pimp
to claim pimp points
statement made after pimping on another
"I just pizamped on Jessica."
"Pizamp."
pizamp by greenfairie June 7, 2005

pizumptious 

the art of having total control over the ladys being an absolute sex magnet making all girls want you and taking your pick from them developing skills to benefit from on this system of pizumptious
mike:that kid gary is so pizumptious
tyler:yeah he gets alll the ladys
pizumptious by annonymous624 May 31, 2006
a retarded word often used by posers/wannabes. especially a wigger named chase aka chester. also a word that is so friggin retarded that it is not worth saying. refer to the word "pimp" which is more gangsta than this wannabe word.
chester calls himself a piznimp but really he is a retard.
piznimp by k.d. spunn November 25, 2004

pizumpkins 

it's like pumpkins but not.
pizumpkins by wetard April 27, 2003
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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