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Pitching a loaf 

Taking a sit down, Poping a squat, or just resting the old keister.

The type of sitting that can only be on a step, or on a bench out side of a gas station. Pitching a loaf is a very popular activity among the old. A loaf pitching team was formed in 1974 by the late Milhouse Carroll. The team inspired many old gas station loiters to convert loafisum, a much less radical group. But by the time word of the team got around, all the founding members had passed away right in their loafing spots. Loafing is not limited just to the old and decrypted, it can be done by a boss, or those old at heart. But a word to the wise, don't take loaf pitching lightly, because its not just an action, its a way of life. As told in the timeless words of Milhouse Carroll, "Once the loaf has started, You and your bench, will never be parted."


Boss: Get those tax returns done while I'm pitching a loaf.
Pitching a loaf by obey123omega January 11, 2009
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Pinching a loaf 

Or to pinch a loaf - having a shit
1. yo bitch get my dinner ready, i'm gonna go pinch a loaf
2. i wouldn't go in there for 35-40 minutes, some bastards' pinched a loaf
Pinching a loaf by Bob April 6, 2004

Pinching Off a Loaf

To squeeze one's anal passage while in the process of taking a shit of enormous magnitude, resulting in the log being cut into either two or several chunks.

This would occur if the person was scared, starttled or just needed to hurry up and carry on when they get to a suitable location to finish the job.
Women: "Come back to bed baby."
Man: "Silence sex wench!"
Women: "We can do anal.."
Man: *Starts pinching off a loaf*
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