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Pistocity 

The measurement of one's "pissed off" level, ranging between mildly annoyed to wrathful carnage.
"Hey, Sam, I've noticed Sean keeps bothering you. Is your pistocity still at normal levels?"

pisterity 

(n) The state of being pissed.
That pissed me off to the highest level of pisterity!
pisterity by 007mi6 September 28, 2006

Pistidity 

The state of being pissed off.
When the Coffee Shop announced that they are no longer selling Wildberry drinks, Casey was in a state of pistidity.
Pistidity by mcmwku1 February 24, 2009

Pistolita 

A mythical figure in W. Kendall, Fla., believed to be half man, half killing machine. Fully trained in mortal combat, explosives, stealth tactics, and hostage negotiation.

Pistolita is fully armed at all times with an arsenal ranging from a .357 magnum to pineapple grenades. Pistolita has never been seen consuming food and it is believed by many that Pistolita is fueled by sex and alcohol.

Pistolita is able to attack by air and sea and has been known to conduct underwater demolitions in W. Kendall canals.
I heard that scene from Terminator where Arnold took on the LAPD was based on the summer of 1989 shoot out between Pistolita and the Hammocks police.
The highest level of being pissed. The height of you plus the person your pissed at.
I have reached my level of PISTIVITY.
Pistivity by Asia J October 7, 2010

Level of Pissocity 

A scale of how pissed you are at an exact time.
Usually used with a different scale every time.
*Pushes stuff of his desk*

On a scale from Adolf Hitler to Jesus Christ, what is your level of pissocity?

Im at about a Tiger woods wife level.
Level of Pissocity by Matt J6 April 23, 2011
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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