A mythical figure in W. Kendall, Fla., believed to be half man, half killing machine. Fully trained in mortal combat, explosives, stealth tactics, and hostage negotiation.

Pistolita is fully armed at all times with an arsenal ranging from a .357 magnum to pineapple grenades. Pistolita has never been seen consuming food and it is believed by many that Pistolita is fueled by sex and alcohol.

Pistolita is able to attack by air and sea and has been known to conduct underwater demolitions in W. Kendall canals.

I heard that scene from Terminator where Arnold took on the LAPD was based on the summer of 1989 shoot out between Pistolita and the Hammocks police.

Pistolita by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 8, 2009

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Pistivity

The highest level of being pissed. The height of you plus the person your pissed at.

I have reached my level of PISTIVITY.

Pistivity by Asia J October 7, 2010

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Level of Pissocity

A scale of how pissed you are at an exact time.
Usually used with a different scale every time.

*Pushes stuff of his desk*

On a scale from Adolf Hitler to Jesus Christ, what is your level of pissocity?

Im at about a Tiger woods wife level.

Level of Pissocity by Matt J6 April 23, 2011

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