Pissing About

Not being sensible. Doing something pointless while others are trying to get things done. Or just wasting peoples time in any sense.

"James, stop pissing about! I'm trying to get a very important despatch out!"

"Don't have a go at me, Steve's not even at work today, at least I'm doing something!"

"Checking for drugs and porn in the lockers isn't helping!"

Pissing About by Wingy July 17, 2006

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Pissing about

To needlessly waste time

We were an hour late for dinner because the wife spent an hour pissing about with make up and doing her hair.
My pint was empty because my mate spent 20 minutes pissing about trying to chat up the barmaid.

Pissing about by Djc2508 November 6, 2013

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Pissing About

To be pissing about. Not doing anything worthwhile with your time. Fucking around…not being serious

I need to stop Pissing about

Pissing About by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 8, 2023

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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