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Piss me off 

To piss someone off means to make them extremely angry or enraged or to cause someone to feel this way.
Don't piss me off. I'm not in the mood.
Piss me off by Shakespearerocks February 10, 2024

Piss me off and

Something you say before you unleash hell on someone.
Piss me off and I'm gonna bounce your head off a horses ass
Piss me off and by pissmeoffand February 4, 2010

Don’t piss me off 

When someone says a silly question where the answer is definitely yes. Can also happen when a peng ting walks past.
“Hey g do you want a lager?”

“Don’t piss me off”

“ur actually gonna piss me off”

when u try to hit bro nic and he said “no” so u gotta hit em wit the

“ur actually gonna piss me off” 🥸
me: “ur actually gonna piss me off”
bro: “YoUr ACutALly GoNNa PiSs mE OfF”

me: “ok bro”

pissmeoffery

My daughter really pisses-me-off at times.
My daughter Mikaela's pissmeoffery is still going strong at age 29
pissmeoffery by Kasmik August 11, 2022
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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