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Pimparistic

A highly technical term describing a state of intense pimping, alternatively used to describe the state of an individual who has committed an act of pimpery -- immediately after the fact.
Cock was thrusted, nuts was busted, in this no good bitch that some nigga' trusted/pulled up my pants and she put on some lipstick/went back to my car feeling pimparistic

-Mac Dre, "Fonky Situations"
Pimparistic by BayAreaLingo January 25, 2011

pimperistic 

to have do with or being pimpy,flossy,stylish, caking.
dam that fool is hella pimperistic his girl is a dime piece

if you happen to feel kind of pimperistic you got the firley ghost in you ....ya' feeling my linguistics...
pimperistic by BaByFaCePLaYbOy September 26, 2007

Pipstick 

The act of using a pipe to beat a stick onto your skin, used as a redneck foundation.
Woah, thats one badass pipstick you got on.
Pipstick by FruitlessFire November 18, 2016

pimplistic 

Having the tendency to grow pimples.
Her face looks fine now, but she's so pimplistic she could break out at any moment.
pimplistic by thetanmancan November 3, 2007

Lord Pristic

The realest neimon on the west side of Compton. Capped like 30 motherfuckers in one night and didn't even give a fuck. Probably fucked your bitch in the ass so hard that she went home and had to shit the nut out. Really does fuck the baddest west side hoes and smokes an ounce a week.
Wow Lord Pristic fucked my bitch. #ThankYouLordPristic
Lord Pristic by Boosie November 22, 2013
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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