Pipers

male or females that excite you about yourself or make you more conceited.

He has many pipers.

by Smooov September 2, 2009

pipers at the gates of dawn

Being woken up by having to take a crap.

I woke up to the pipers at the gates of dawn today.

by guzzler December 30, 2005

5 Pipers Piping

When your having an orgy and 5 girls are sucking the same dick simultaneously

Oh my God look at those 5 Pipers Piping on John!

by Baconbitties December 17, 2016

The Pipers Beak

A condition resulting in a vast amount of excess forskin collecting at the tip of a gentelman's penis...may smell as a consequence of the cheesey deposit found under the skin

'put it away gangster!-u got The pipers Beak bad!'

'Sorry lad...does it stink?'

'Lets av a wiff......na, ur good!'

by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009

Bang the Pipes

Give me a call (derived from signaling your buddy that lives in the upstairs apartment by banging on the adjoining radiator pipe)

Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."

by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Piers Morgan

A turd that refuses to be flushed.

Has anyone got a stick, I've just dropped a massive Piers Morgan ?

by GiesterHaus December 16, 2015

Piper Perry

An adult actress/pornstar who lives/lived in Crystal Lake, Illinois. She got arrested with acid when she was 17. Her real name is Kayli J. Charlette.
She also does porn with her dad, Ray Charlette.
Rumors be told Ray introduced her to the act when she was too young.

Person 1: Hey there Piper Perry!

Person 2: Hey I'm not Kayli Charlette 😂😂😂😂

by Ganja Queen 62 October 2, 2021