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pipers at the gates of dawn

Being woken up by having to take a crap.

I woke up to the pipers at the gates of dawn today.

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(noun)One who's cock is so small, he resorts to fucking other men in their cocks.

(Peter)Posthump, did you crash whitestar again?
(Posthump)Word.
(Peter)You are a cockfucker!
(Posthump)Holla back.

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