Something that doesn't exist in nature. Often used in connection to describe an unrealistic businessdesire to hire an employee with contradictory or impossible to find skills.
The company is Pink Squirrel hunting for their open position. They want someone who can work all day behind a desk, but loves working outside. In addition they want someone with a minimum 20+ years working in nano-tech and consumer GPS cell phone applications.
Applies to girls who don't go bare floor. When a girl acts out of order which in turn leads you to land a hard, direct shot straight right above her vag. This will cause the pubic mound to swell up and look like a squirrel's tail.
I came home from work and my meal was not yet on the table. Rightfully, I yanked down my hoe's granny panties and gave her a pink squirrel.... after serving me dinner of course
A blunt weapon or club acquired early in the playstation 1 game "Vagrant Story". It had no particularly spectacular functions. It was a simple looking wooden club which is found within a chest in a part of the game that is not a required part of the story line to explore, thus easily missed or skipped over. It was merely a plain club with a rather unusual name.
You could play Vagrant Story and never find the pink squirrel.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The IncredibleMachine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.