Pink Goat

A four-person position in which one couple assumes the classic barnyard stance while the second couple attempts to intervene helpfully, resulting in nobody being entirely sure whose job it is and someone ending up facing the wrong direction. Named for the expression on the goat’s face when it realizes it’s not as in charge as it thought.

“We tried the Pink Goat last weekend. Took us twenty minutes just to figure out the logistics. Somebody’s elbow was definitely in the wrong place.”