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Pink Dick 

This sexual act is performed when the male genitalia is rammed up his own anus, then proceeding to fart repeatedly until at the point of ejaculation he doesn't cum but he farts out of the end of his bellend therefore you are able to pass on pink eye when nutting in another's eye.
I just gave someone "Pink Dick"!
Pink Dick by Killercow347 December 28, 2016

pink dick wallet

pussy, vagina, snatch, twat, cunt, stinky peach fish, you know that gash between her thighs/ where you wish you were...
I was fuckin him so hard my pink dick wallet was almost ripped in half.
pink dick wallet by recklessahoy August 7, 2006

Pink Panther Dick

When a male with rosacea had a light pink shaft and a fiery red tip, usually combined with unkempt pubes
Me: Dalton has a Pink Panther Dick
Jordan: what’s that?
Me: when a guy has an unnaturally light pink shaft with a flaming red tip.

Jordan: I mean, you’re not wrong.

Tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick 

adj. An action meant to be directed at a political, social, or economic issue but having only purely symbolic value, often at the expense of time and energy action that could have been put to something consequential. So named because it feels good to do but does no good.
Person #1: Hey, are you gonna wear a safety pin on your hat to the anti-fascism parade to show solidarity with gay Muslim trans women?
Person #2: No, you ducking slacktivist, I'm on my way to an ACLU meeting to volunteer with their voter-registration drive because I prefer to do things that actually make a difference instead of wasting my time on tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick bullshit.

dickle me pink 

when you get sucked so hark your dick turns pink then purple
ohhhhh dont dickle me pink
dickle me pink by fuck me hardd November 9, 2017

Pinkdick 

A racial slur for a white male. Making fun of the fact that their penises tend to be pink- the most effeminate of the colours.
"Liam you Asian fucker."
"Screw you Chris, you fucking.... Pinkdick!"
"Shit..."
"Hahaha. Owned."
Pinkdick by MrCantBeArsed August 17, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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