Pineapple Turd

When someone bites their fingernails, then they take a crap and the chewed up fingernails are sticking downwards out of a turd, like the spikes on a pineapple.

sharp turd, like a pineapple turd.

by JENN UHH FER January 19, 2009

Pineapple turd

A very short chunky sexy Hawaiian chick

Last night me and my buddies met some pineapple turds..

by Sea Rat April 19, 2019