Pillsburying

A term use to describe a heavyset person's unintended exposure of a protruding abdomen; a similarity between the dough that comes out from a fractured cylinder can of Pillsbury® Biscuits and the protruding abdomen.

"Hey look at that guy's belly, he's pillsburying."
"Man I am so fat in this picture, look I am pillsburying in this one."
"I better tuck in my shirt so not be seen pillsburying this crowd."

Pillsburying by David_Loraine July 20, 2008

Pillsburing 

The attitude of being arragontly persistant with matters that have no actual importance or meaning. Similar to being cocky, but the effect is much more irritating as the person is usually not in good enough shape (physically/mentally) to be this way at all. Just happens to be white.

Jeff to Mike: So I was working out today, and like 5 girls came and told me how sexy and fit I was, because before I just did normal working out, i used to be in UFC as a cage fighter, but that was only after i collected a handfull of crotch rockets and racing bikes. Its not a big deal but people just seem to flock to me. It's understandable, but i dont plan for it to happen.

(Friends outside the conversation)
John to Derrick: Dude, who's that guy talking to Mike?

Derrick to John: Oh, thats Jeff, hes mad pillsburing right now.

Pillsburing by crimsonchin27 April 16, 2011

Pillsbury-ing 

When one desires to give a male a reach-around hand job but their arms are too small. Thus they finger (or 'boop') the male's belly button until climax.

When thrusting Jeremy from behind, my arms could not reach his member. I ended up pillsbury-ing him until we finished.

Pillsbury-ing by bl_cr June 13, 2016