Pillsburing

The attitude of being arragontly persistant with matters that have no actual importance or meaning. Similar to being cocky, but the effect is much more irritating as the person is usually not in good enough shape (physically/mentally) to be this way at all. Just happens to be white.

Jeff to Mike: So I was working out today, and like 5 girls came and told me how sexy and fit I was, because before I just did normal working out, i used to be in UFC as a cage fighter, but that was only after i collected a handfull of crotch rockets and racing bikes. Its not a big deal but people just seem to flock to me. It's understandable, but i dont plan for it to happen.

(Friends outside the conversation)
John to Derrick: Dude, who's that guy talking to Mike?

Derrick to John: Oh, thats Jeff, hes mad pillsburing right now.

Pillsburing by crimsonchin27 April 16, 2011

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Pillsburying

A term use to describe a heavyset person's unintended exposure of a protruding abdomen; a similarity between the dough that comes out from a fractured cylinder can of Pillsbury® Biscuits and the protruding abdomen.

"Hey look at that guy's belly, he's pillsburying."
"Man I am so fat in this picture, look I am pillsburying in this one."
"I better tuck in my shirt so not be seen pillsburying this crowd."

Pillsburying by David_Loraine July 20, 2008

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pillsburied

To have flaked out on someone.

To have skipped out on meeting someone

Where's Jake?

Oh, he says he's not coming

Damn, we got pillsburied.

pillsburied by inteus May 18, 2014

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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