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pillowsexual

to not be hetero nor gay but to have a sexual attraction to pillows
yo dood your gay" "no im not im pillowsexual

Pillowsexual

A person who has strong romantic feelings to any form of pillow (e.g. body pillow or normal pillow).
Person 1: "Hey bro can I come over to you r place later?"

Person 2: "Sure let me clean up my room there are a lot of pillows in here."

Person 1: "Bro are you Pillowsexual?"

Person 2: "Yeah bro."

Person 1: "I accept you bro."

Person 2: "Thanks bro."
Pillowsexual by Mr Helix May 2, 2022

pillowned 

a form of ownage where the "victim" is owned (ie beaten) with a pillow or suchlike. the word is a joining of the words "pillow" and "owned".
for example whilst a friend is sleeping, attack him/her with a large pillow or cushion, shouting "PILLOWNED!"
pillowned by Pheeel December 24, 2008

pillowjeff 

A lazy being mostly made of fluff and puff. Wears a backwards LA hat. Will likely try and have relations with your girlfriend (even if your girlfriend is fat). Can ruin an office and employees with amounts of gossip beyond belief. Is known to take more naps than Drew. Will hustle you for money
Is he sleeping on the job again...what a pillowjeff.

Pillowjeff ftw...

I'm your pillowjeff!
pillowjeff by YEYE JD September 18, 2007

pillowturtle 

When a turtle masturbate with a pillow and made this, he’s an evil leader he will wipe your dog .
A jojo fan that sleeps with his grandma
OH NO ITS PILLOWTURTLE THE CUM PILLOW *RUNS*
pillowturtle by Pillowfuckturtle January 14, 2022

pillowsexual

when you can't stop humping your pillow to the point where you're attracted to it and name it and give it clothes
omg jesse i couldn't stop humping my pillow last night it's so attractive i'm actually pillowsexual
pillowsexual by gayestard March 29, 2021
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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