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Pillow hat 

Pillow hats are the everyday solution to snoozing anywhere (in your old age). A stylish pillow headgear accentuated in a range of neutral earthy colours to meet your "out and about" catnapping needs. It's a solution for that siesta, a facilitator of forty winks! Tog rated for your seasonal needs.
Susie could not get comfortable on her flight. She looked on in envy at the Greek gentleman in the turban as he rested his head. Imagine if you packed pillow stuffing into that cloth winding, she thought to herself. That would be some sort of amazing Pillow hat to help me sleep!
Pillow hat by Sharkey & Bubbles August 24, 2022
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Pillow hat 

Can't get comfortable on that flight?

Pillow hat!

Need to rest your weary head after a long day of implipping?

Pillow hat!

Tired from walking around with a pillow hat on your head in the Dragons Den?

Pillow hat!

Pillow hats are the everyday solution to snoozing anywhere (in your old age). A stylish headgear accentuated in a range of neutral earthy colours to meet your "out and about" catnapping needs. It's a solution for that siesta, a facilitator of forty winks!

Patent pending.
Susie could not get comfortable on her flight. She looked on in envy at the Greek gentleman in the turban as he rested his head. Imagine if you packed pillow stuffing into that cloth winding, she thought to herself. That would be some sort of amazing Pillow hat to help me sleep!
Pillow hat by Sharkey & Bubbles August 6, 2022

Pillow Hat 

A pillow made into a hat. Actual design will vary according to region.
"Sara already claimed the pink one, but which one will Ryan pick? I only got gay Pillow Hats left"
Pillow Hat by Jeff Buttnuts April 25, 2006

Pillowcat 

Cute, cuddly pillow in the shape of a cat. Mainly owned by Asian Jeromes. Comes from Japan.
LOOK! ITS A PILLOWCAT!
Pillowcat by JasmineTizzle May 30, 2010

Pillowhawk 

Usually reserved for those with short hair, the pillowhawk is a morning hairstyle resulting from a side sleeper's positions during a night's sleep. The hair takes on a mohawk-type shape from alternating both sides of the head on a pillow.
My husband wakes up with a wicked pillowhawk every morning.
Pillowhawk by Retriever October 25, 2010

money pillowzation 

It is a monetary phenomenon when people spend less but deposits shrink as well.
IMF resident representative in Lebanon says ‘people do not trust banks anymore thus they tend to hid money in pillows and it seems that money pillowzation will not stop soon’

Pillowhammer 

Noun. The gentle but devastating blow that hits your central nervous system courtesy of certain opiates. The pillowhammer lays you out and you stay down, because it's pretty relaxing down there.
A: "Hey did you ever notice how ...."

B: "Planning on finishing that sentence?"

A: "...Huh? Oh, sorry, pillowhammer just kicked in."

An description of the pillowhammer, taken from an article by Angie Chuang about propofol use :

"However, taking propofol was one of the most truly pleasant pharmaceutical experiences. Propofol didn’t just make me sleepy; it made me feel as if my soul had been detached from my body and was resting just above it, on a cloud of marshmallow fluff, sweet and achingly tender. It made the time I was under its influence pass in a flicker like the inside of a tunnel viewed from a bullet train, just a glimpse of darkness and lights stretched into long streaks."
Pillowhammer by DrMexico September 18, 2009