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pillowhands 

A man who’s hands don’t specifically resemble a pillow, but if he hits you, it’ll either put you to sleep or be quite comfy and feel like you’ve put your head on a pillow. Generally this guy is an weapon and should only be attacked from behind with a bootyhole lick.
Did you see that guy get pillowhands’d.

That dude hits so soft it’s like hes got pillowhands.
pillowhands by Toptier shithousery November 21, 2021
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pillowpants

The little troll that parents put into their daughters pussy that keeps them from having sex. If a penis enters her vagina, pillowpants will bite it off. Pillowpants is peed out on her 21st birthday.
I cant wait for pillowpants to be gone so that I can rail the shit out of my girlfriend!!!
pillowpants by buzzzzzzzzz July 29, 2006
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pillowpants

a cute petname given to someone who is very sleepy.
Valerie: I'm so tired. ::yawn:: I think I might just go to bed.
Renan: Ok pillowpants, I'll join in a few minutes.
pillowpants by valpak August 14, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008