pillowhands

A man who’s hands don’t specifically resemble a pillow, but if he hits you, it’ll either put you to sleep or be quite comfy and feel like you’ve put your head on a pillow. Generally this guy is an weapon and should only be attacked from behind with a bootyhole lick.

Did you see that guy get pillowhands’d.

That dude hits so soft it’s like hes got pillowhands.

by Toptier shithousery November 21, 2021

pillowpants

The little troll that parents put into their daughters pussy that keeps them from having sex. If a penis enters her vagina, pillowpants will bite it off. Pillowpants is peed out on her 21st birthday.

I cant wait for pillowpants to be gone so that I can rail the shit out of my girlfriend!!!

by buzzzzzzzzz July 29, 2006

pillowpants

a cute petname given to someone who is very sleepy.

Valerie: I'm so tired. ::yawn:: I think I might just go to bed.
Renan: Ok pillowpants, I'll join in a few minutes.

by valpak August 14, 2006