Cry Cultist

A Cry Cultist is someone who gets upset over the tiniest shit ever.

These people get mad at Blood (gore excluded), Weapons, Any violence whatsoever, (Yes it is normal for a human being to be scared of this stuff but multiply this by 100 times more)

These creatures are wildly found on Twitter, Tumblr, Tiktok, and Discord,

Ex. "OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*"

A cry cultist could be mistaken for someone for ptsd. but these mfs don't have ptsd, These fuckers use it for their own "aesthetic"

(these people are mostly around 12 to 17.) (fucking grow up)
"OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*" (This is a cry cultist)

(this insult could go like anything you think of. Ex. "lmao cry cultist")
by BlitzBerries July 27, 2023
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Evolutionizer

A bigot who hates both queer people And mentally challenged people for the sake of "Keeping the bloodline pure"
John-guy: "yo why can't logan come over?"

Paul-man: "he's an evolutionizer"

John-guy: " the fuck is a evolutionizer?:
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Scrut

When after masturbating the semen on your dick gets stuck to your pants like glue
John: I just got back from masturbating to gay furry inflation porn now i have scrut all over me

Harry: Yo what the fuck?
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Thread Warfare

It's when you come across an argument online, mostly in youtube comment sections of porn addicts fighting against sperm cells over an opinion they got from a meme youtube channel or a twitter argument between a transgender vs an incel. Both sides of the debate are cringe in their own rights.
CocomelonEnjoyer: ew genshin impact, go kys.
Pornaddcict46356: go watch skibidi toilet.
Robloxskibidifan: go watch hentai you caseoh built foghorn sound effect.
the poor soul who found the thread warfare: Yo any popcorn?
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Pilking

Being hanged by a rope from the ground as someone fucks you
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Traveling Toothbrush

When you brush your teeth while walking and not in the bathroom.
Mother: Is that the traveling toothbrush?
Timmy: Yes
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Small Fat

im just such a small fat.

*rips the most ungodly fart known to heavens*

see im creating gas

im digesting food
im just such a small fat.

*rips the most ungodly fart known to heavens*

see im creating gas

im digesting food
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