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Pickle Day 

In the male dominated construction industry this is a slapstick name for Fridays...because you stand around on Fridays “playing with your pickle” instead of working.
Friday morning, got it made.
Jack me off with a saw-zall blade.

Don’t give me no dirty looks,
Another 40 in the books.

So, throw some hands, and shout hurray...smile it’s fuckin pickle day!!!
Pickle Day by Spoonie Shears October 18, 2019
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Fuck Pickle Day 

Annual Fuck Pickle Day occurs on the 2nd of May. Fuck Pickle.
Issac: Hey why did your parents name you Layne?

Layne: I don't know but its may 2nd so happy Fuck Pickle Day

National Pickle Time Day 

December first is officially a day where you put a pickle in your mouth sideways to resemble a mouth guard and take a picture of yourself and/or friends.
“Tony did you hear it’s National Pickle Time Day?” “Yeah I can’t wait to get home and stuff my mouth with pickles!”

whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP 

oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *

National Pickles The Dinosaur Day 

December 17th.

On December 17th, 2019 at 13:03, a dinosaur was “born”. From then on, loads of people know it’s “National Pickles The dinosaur day!” Or “National Pickles The Pink Dinosaur Day!”
It’s custom to say happy birthday pickles! On something. (Paper, speech, a status, etc.)
Friend 1: “It’s National Pickles The Dinosaur Day!”
Friend 2: “C’mon! We have to wish him happy birthday!”

Pickled Monster Munch Day

February 3rd is Pickled Onion Monster Munch Day so grab a pack and eat them.
What is February 3rd
Oh that Pickled Monster Munch day
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026